I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
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Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
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i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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