i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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