Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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