To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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