4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
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Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
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drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
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