I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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