i don't like sucking hair
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
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When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
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I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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