Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
...so i touched it.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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