Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
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frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
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The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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