I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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