Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
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