dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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