Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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