Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
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Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
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My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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