Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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