do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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