If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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