Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
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buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
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Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room