Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
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There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
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We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.