Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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