Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
So much Jack, so little girl.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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