Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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