Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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