Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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