I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
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i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
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Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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