I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
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