How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Is it because I queefed?
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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