i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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