they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
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Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
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Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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