Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
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super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
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To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
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