he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
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My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
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The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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