There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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