dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
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you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
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Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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