She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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