The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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