i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
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I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
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At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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