i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
The air taste purple.
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