True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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