You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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