I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
Randomize