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You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
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he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
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Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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