Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
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2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
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Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
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