For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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