This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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