if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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