Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(301): View more from Maryland

White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.

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(419): View more from Ohio

he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis

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(312): View more from Illinois

I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.

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(734): View more from Michigan

I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.

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(773): View more from Illinois

Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.

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(708): View more from Illinois

That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.

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(662): View more from Mississippi

That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.

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