Pappa wants mamma naked
Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
i think im in europe. pls send help
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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