the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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