Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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