She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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