There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Randomize
