What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
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You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
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The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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