question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
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That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
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He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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